Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why was the bud so shy?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do teachers do during summer break?

It's allergy season again?

What table can you never sit at?