Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?