What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why don't the McDonald'sĀ® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
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