Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How do amoebas make calls?
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