How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why are winter days great?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where do termites go camping?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?