What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where do stars go to college?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do fish use for glasses?