Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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