Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?