What dog wears contact lenses?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?