Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do fairies always drink?
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