Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the strongest animal?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What condiment has wings?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
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