How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is the wealthiest fish?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?