Did you take the patient's temperature?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?