What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What is blue and not heavy?