Why do repairmen make great therapists?

When do astronauts eat?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Which elf is the best singer?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does Santa order at the bar?