What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
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