What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How does a squid go into battle?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call two birds in love?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?