What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do polar bears store their money?
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