What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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