Why do kids love theater classes?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Someone stole all my lamps.