What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?