What do elves learn in school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the baby cookie cry?