What is a book's preferred method of communication?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Which insect is the smartest?

What goes up when the rain comes down?