What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the bee sad?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?