What do fish use for glasses?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?