Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which animals make the best football players?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?