What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?