Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What game do bats excel at?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?