What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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