What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
I broke my finger!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What was the first animal in space?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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