What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do you compliment a cat?