Where do surfers go to school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?