What do jokesters study in college?

Why are books always so angry?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?