What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you get kids to do something?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How can you farm during the winter?