What is blue and not heavy?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Which cats love to be petted?