Why are grandkids so great?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?