Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How do you grill cheese?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?