What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's the loudest sport?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What's the noisiest food?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?