What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?