What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?