Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?