What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?