What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
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