Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of bird can write?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?