What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?