How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
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