What insect runs away from everything?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's E.T. short for?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Bears love exotic cars.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?