Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?