What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!