OK, that's enough fish puns.

What season begins with a thud?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?