Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?