What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why do mice need oiling?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?