What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What game do cows play at parties?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?