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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.