What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?