What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?