How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?