Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?