Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do you compliment a cat?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's black and white and red all over?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?