Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What game do cows play at parties?