What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What birds make average students?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the professor write on the window?
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