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Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?