How does a polar bear build a house?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the snake name his daughter?