What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What food is a man's best friend?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which cats have the best manners?