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What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?