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What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?