What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?