What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?