Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's E.T. short for?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the turtle cross the road?