Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What are the strongest days of the week?