Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What food is a man's best friend?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Where do hamsters come from?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?