What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What fish sings the best?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?