Who invented fractions?

What do elves learn in school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?