Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do cats wear to work?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?