What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are books always so angry?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
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