How does a barber get to work?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What fish only swims at night?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?