Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?