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How do billboards talk?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which state has the best streets?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?