Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What should you wear to a tea party?

How do you arrest a pig?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Can February March?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?