What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
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