Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What does the sun drink out of?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?