If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What is a horse's favorite sport?