What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Who invented fractions?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What math figure is also in the band?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?