Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Bears love exotic cars.

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is a duck's favorite dance?