What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?