What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

The museum curator needed a break.

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?