What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why was the musician arrested?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do elephants have trunks?