What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
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