What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are frogs always so happy?
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