What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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