Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Which state has the best streets?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What kind of bird can write?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?