Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

It's allergy season again?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Can February March?