Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What cartoon character loves insects?
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