Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where do stars go to college?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
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