What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a tired tree?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?