What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
It's Crowded!
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Why did the frog starve?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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