Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?