What animal knows how to work a computer?

What fish only swims at night?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

It's Crowded!

What did the calculator tell his valentine?