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Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

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