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What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a peanut in space?