Which founding father loves to sing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do cows go to New York?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?