What are the strongest days of the week?

Why do mice need oiling?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What makes music in your hair?