Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are goats so funny?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did summer say to spring?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?