Bears love exotic cars.

How does a barber get to work?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?