What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
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