What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why was the mime upset?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?