Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How much does freedom weigh?