Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What does an attorney say when getting married?