How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the turkey cross the road?