Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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