What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do nosey peppers do?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?