Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
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