How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?