What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What goes zzub, zzub?