Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?