What does a panda ghost say?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Which fly makes films?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Where do books sleep?