What vegetables do librarians like?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How are mountains able to see?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?