Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do you call a sad latte?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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