Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
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What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't the McDonald'sĀ® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
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