What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Which elf is the best singer?

How do hurricanes see?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a silly hill?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the snake name his daughter?