Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a forklift?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
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