Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why do bees gossip?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where was Noah born?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?