Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?