How long will dinner be?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which state has the best streets?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?