Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?