What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

How was the wedding?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?