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What style of music weighs the most?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is a table you can eat?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?