What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
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What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
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