Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?