Why was the musician arrested?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do hurricanes see?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?