Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why are stones so good at music?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?