Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which insect makes the best father?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?