Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which relative loves rice?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?