Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
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