Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

A book just fell on my head.

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?