Why do hogs play so much football?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?