How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did electricity win the race?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?