Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?