What's the king of all school supplies?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?