Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How do you make antifreeze?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What bee is good for your health?