What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What color are all the books in the library?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?