How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?