Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?