Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?