What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did electricity win the race?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a snowman's dog?