What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's the most athletic footwear?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?