What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

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Why is a doctor always calm?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did the cat go to medical school?