What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where does breakfast live?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call a crate of ducks?