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How can you make 7 even?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What birds make average students?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?