Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
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