What do math teachers eat?

Which subject has two parts?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

I broke my finger!

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?