Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What animals make the best students?